After this morning, a regular fountain is going to have a seriously hard time impressing me. Built by KOEI Aquatic (I spent a grueling… like, six minutes trying to figure out if this is the same KOEI behind Dynasty Warriors – I dunno, guys), the fountain, inhabiting Japan’s Canal City mall in Fukuoka, works not unlike an inkjet printer, spraying programmed patterns of water onto… oh, whatever, you’re already watching the video, you know how this works. Just crank up iTunes and enjoy. There’s a dirty joke I’m missing here, but I’ll leave you to find it.