Windows iPad Series 7 Tablet Edition?

In what promises to be the “Killer App” the iPad was waiting for, you can now use – wait for it.. Windows 95 on your iPad!
If you camped out last weekend waiting for an Apple store to open, dashed in at 9:01am and forked out $500 for the mythical device, you probably aren’t interested in Apple’s iWork suite of apps or games, you probably just wanted to be able to run Microsoft’s first NT based operating system from 15 years ago.
Kama Games used a BOCHS emulator to run Windows 95 on an iPad, apparently simply for the joy of being able to say they could.
Features include no internet access, no DVD or blu-ray support, no wifi and no USB support. Not NOT enough for you? How about absolutely NO support for networking or AntiVirus!
While the developer’s website offers little information, there are links to add them to Facebook or follow them on Twitter, presumably so you can pre-order a Windows 95 equipped iPad directly.
Source: TUAW