September 27, 2010

For The Gentleman Who Would Like Nothing More Than To Wear Obsolete Tech On His Head

This is where it’s at, guys. Remember the 5th gen Nano? Wimpy capacity aside, that thing was the tits. Truly the best Nano to date, and much rockin’er than that poufy little square screen Steve dares pass off as an ‘iPod’ today.

Anyway, in the event you’ve still got one of those things, I don’t suppose you’d like to strap it to your head, would you? Actually, don’t answer that. That’s a stupid question. Everyone wants to strap an MP3 player to their head.

Well, then, have I got a treat to tickle your lust for first-person videography. Courtesy of Rampant Gear is just the piece of molded plastic to satisfy your lust for shooting video of any activity requiring a helmet – or any activity not requiring one, provided you don’t mind wearing a helmet anyway.

But you’d look like an idiot.

There’s really not much to say. It’s a head-holster for your iPod, so you can foxy box, or play skiball, or whatever it is you want to do to the extreme. Personally, I’d get a toy gun and walk around waving it in front of my face, filming Doom: The Movie. Because let’s face it – The previous Doom: The Movie blows.

It’s just like TV Hat, only rugged.

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Ty Dunitz

Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses.

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