For the Pirate Who Has Everything

I’ve seen some pretty ballin’ casemods lately, not the least interesting of which was a Hackintosh-in-a-box that needed to be hotwired just to turn off. But where that boxmod got my propers for being ghetto, this one what I’m about to get drrty on gets them for being blinged to the nines. How much space does your desktop have? What’s the norm these days, like, 1TB? 2? I think I’ve got just shy of 3. Most of us will never use that much space. I’m an insatiable media pirate and even I’m still reasonably comfy. But some of us just can’t get enough. Observe and behold: straight outta Russia comes this casemod that has room enough for not 2, not 3, not 30, but seventy f***ing terabytes of storage. Combining the might of 60 hard drives, the maker of this PC now has seventy thousand gigabytes to do with what he will. To top it off, he’s got 40 fans to cool the whole machine down. But what I want to know is – why wood? I’ve seen high-performance PCs with one hard drive that required an all-mesh case to stay cool, and you think a wooden box is a good idea for sixty hard drives? Look at that thing, the wood’s got to be half an inch thick, at least! Bad call, dude.