RFID-Ready Trash Bins Can and Will Betray You

Remember when internet refrigerators were attempting to become popular, way back in, like… 2001? Or, rather, I’m pretty sure all they did was attempt – I dunno anyone with an internet-ready fridge. Anyway, speaking of, the internet is in the garbage now.
No, for real. This is Big Brother stuff, right here. In an attempt to increase recycling awareness, the city of Cleveland is installing RFID chips into new garbage and recycling bins, to keep tabs on your waste-handlings.
What are those chips for? Why, to tell on you. If you haven’t brought your recycling bin to the curb for awhile, sanitation folk will come to your house and root through your garbage. If more than 10% is recyclable material, you’re fined 100 bucks. Simple as that.
Currently, the project involves 25000 households, and the city plans to cover all of Cleveland in the next five years.
I’m all for recycling, and champion initiatives to increase awareness, but isn’t this a little excessive? I mean, what if they came to look through my trash for recyclables and found the bodies? This is a downright Facebookian violation of privacy, right here.
Why do people gotta be irresponsible slobs? It’s f*cking 2010 (according to an apparently jewish state rep I know on facebook it’s 5771 now, new year started last night) Who cares if they track your trash, you should be contributing and if that means keeping recycleables separate, i say “you don’t know how goddamn lucky you are, so keep ’em separate, b*tch, and there won’t be no problems…”
They want to monitor everything you do so you are under their control. This is just a start. I am not a conspiracy theorist but if this is happening and they want to RFID book bags in one school and monitor pre-schoolers in another it is a bad sign.
I like their use of “Facebookian violation of privacy”.
British councils have wanted to do this for years
shame 😉
Instead of mandating it, why don't they offer a few bucks off if you use your recycling bin? People don't like being told what to do, but they are dumb enough to go along with a discount, even if the price is raised so that discount is more of a waiver.