Rocket Launcher Made of Bacon Proves We’re Not Using Our Time Well

Before today, I didn’t know about Bacon Day, but henceforth, I will never forget. It turns out those celebrating this obviously-best meat-based holiday like to celebrate by doing things like construct weapons from their favourite cuts of flesh-of-the-innocent. Here, we have a rocket launcher made of bacon.

A rocket launcher made of bacon.

At 36 inches, this is some serious hardware, sending sausages (what else?) flying at high velocities by the power of 8 AA batteries alone. Awesome.

You’d be disappointed if I hadn’t brought a video, but I’m not in the business of disappointing you.