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Dance Central Lets You Bust Out Killer Dance Moves Without a Remote

Dance Central Lets You Bust Out Killer Dance Moves Without a Remote

Nov 13, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-iKWe-U9bY We're not gonna be foolin' you with some controller waving and wagging. No, seriously, this is it. Real dancing...

Going Somewhere, Steve Ballmer?

Going Somewhere, Steve Ballmer?

Nov 8, 2010

I dunno much about stocks, but I know just enough to know that when someone loud and important (and loud...

Melinda Gates Is Having None of That Apple Bulls**t

Melinda Gates Is Having None of That Apple Bulls**t

Oct 25, 2010

You may or mayn't've heard the rumour that Bill Gates secretly uses a MacBook to do... like, I guess, Bill...

Microsoft’s Last Hope Is Too Little, Too Late For Consumers and Developers

Microsoft’s Last Hope Is Too Little, Too Late For Consumers and Developers

Nov 18, 2022

As much of an advocate I am for competition, I can’t help but laugh on the inside when I see...

Microsoft Gears Up For Head-To-Head Combat With Apple at the Mall of America

Microsoft Gears Up For Head-To-Head Combat With Apple at the Mall of America

Oct 6, 2010

This is just downright cartoonish. In an attempt to stay relevant, Microsoft, as you're probably already aware, has been at...

Ballmer Punished For Kin And Lack Of iPad Competitor

Ballmer Punished For Kin And Lack Of iPad Competitor

Oct 1, 2010

Steve Ballmer did not receive his maximum bonus this year because of missteps at Microsoft. The bald sweaty blob received...

Least Surprising News of the Day: Halo Reach Sells Real Well, Makes A Ton of Money

Least Surprising News of the Day: Halo Reach Sells Real Well, Makes A Ton of Money

Sep 16, 2010

You probably didn't need a blog post to tell you that Halo: Reach was going to do well. Every word...

We Want A Revolution – And Windows Phone 7 Promises It

We Want A Revolution – And Windows Phone 7 Promises It

Sep 6, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ROL2_czpW0 Microsoft is bold. In this new ad for Windows Phone 7, a simple promise is made: 'The revolution is...

A Premature Look at Microsoft’s Arc Touch

A Premature Look at Microsoft’s Arc Touch

Aug 18, 2010

Awhile ago, I punched you in the eye with a tidbit on Microsoft's mystery device. That device, as you're probably...

Microsoft Flight Simulator Returns!… Sorta

Microsoft Flight Simulator Returns!… Sorta

Aug 18, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbwdJeEWnn8 Fans of Microsoft Flight Simulator are all gathering today to hold hands and weep - the franchise, previously pronounced...

Internet Explorer Turns 15 – Next Year It’ll Want A Car

Internet Explorer Turns 15 – Next Year It’ll Want A Car

Aug 16, 2010

When you start to remember the dawn of things, you're getting old. I remember the dawn of Internet Explorer and,...

The Battle For Online Music Supremacy

The Battle For Online Music Supremacy

Aug 10, 2010

The music industry, while far from perfect, is finally beginning to take baby steps in the right direction. Nowadays, “Gettin’...