With a Chinese Military Shovel, You Can Accomplish Anything

Something doesn’t have to have touchscreen and a Core I7 processor to be multifunctional. Just look at the Chinese Miliary Shovel, model WJQ-308. It digs. It saws. It opens bottles, chops potatoes, and can be used as a nifty grappling hook that Batman himself would envy. This video shows the many uses and configurations of this simple yes amazingly designed tool. My only question – what kind of meat was that when they used it to open the can? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o
Hye steve, Is this the new iShovel ?
I think they just one-upped the swiss. Their newest shovel better double as a personal helicopter.
I was genuinely transfixed by this. And the music really helped round it all off.
The question is… Where the $*^% can I buy one? I don’t see them on the interweb. :/